i stole this from my friend ~jaikam because i do whAT I WANT
BRITISH | [x] You drink a lot of tea.[ ] You know what a brolly is. [ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life. [ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.[ ] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell" [ ] Fish and Chips are yummy.[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast[ ] You dislike Emo's almost as much as you dislike chavs. [x] It's football... not soccer.[x] You believe the correct way to spell 'Color'; is 'Colour', and 'Centre.'AUSTRALIAN | [ ] You wear flip flops all year.[ ] You call flip flops "thongs", not flip flops.[x] You love a backyard Barbie.[x] You know a Barbie is not a doll.[x] You love the beach.[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing. [ ] You're a sports fanatic. [ ] You are tanned.[ ] You're a bit of a bogan. [ ] You have an Australian something ITALIAN | [ ] The Sopranos is a great show.[x] Your last name ends in a vowel.[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces. [x] You know how a real meatball tastes.[ ] You know Italian songs. [x] You have dark hair and dark eye colour.[ ] You speak some Italian.[x] You are under 5'10". [ ] You know what an Italian horn is. [ ] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world! [ ] You talk with your hands. SPANISH | [ ] You say member instead of Remember.[ ] You speak Spanish or some.[x] You like tacos[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr. I CANT LMFAO[ ] You are dark skinned.[ ] You know what a Puta is. [x] You talk fast occasionally. [x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.[ ] You know what plátanos are.RUSSIAN | [ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon. [x] You get short tempered. [x] You know of somebody named Natasha. [x] You get cold easily. [x] Rain is fun for you.[x] You get into contests all the time.[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather. IRISH | [ ] You think beer is the best.[x] You have a bad temper.[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y or L.[ ] You have blue or green eyes.[ ] You like the color green. [x] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have red hair.
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[x] Your family get together always include drinking and singing.
AFRICAN AMERICA | 
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun.
[x] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You can sing gospel.
ASIAN | 
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[x] You are good at maths.
[ ] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
GERMAN | 
[x] You like bread
[x] You think German Chocolate is good
[x] You speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You hate it when stupid people call you stupid.
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[x] You're over 5'2.
CANADIAN | 
[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[x] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[ ] You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched Degrassi.
AMERICAN | 
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[ ] You have had an abortion.
[ ] But love the penalty.
[ ] You don't read
[x] You shop at Wal-Mart.
[x] You think this survey is rather biased
BELGIAN | 
[x] you grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[x] you like fries
[ ] you think Belgian chocolate rules.
[ ] you know that the 'official best beer in the world' is Belgian.
[ ] you speak both Dutch and French
[ ] you like Belgian waffles
[ ] you call a pub or bar a café.
[x] you fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks.
[ ] you drive/own a French or German car
[ ] you have a lot of comments on your government.
DUTCH | 
[ ] you like the colour orange.
[ ] you are a football enthusiast.
[ ] you often go to 'coffee shops'.
[ ] you know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.
[ ] you tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[ ] you have a cheerful nature.
[ ] you like the sea.
[x] you are good at building/handiwork/projects.
[ ] you tend to favour the megalomania.
GERMAN | RUSSIAN | ITALIAN
im actually polish/eastern-european-whore
this was pretty accurate otl
except im not italian at all